Thursday, January 03, 2008
Good day . School today was fun on the overall basis . But thanks to Mr Bitch , he tried to ruin it but thankfully his idea got overshadowed by some fun that I encountered in the later periods of the day .
Anyway Mr Bitch just tried to ruin my day but picking on me for the World's most lamest reasons . I was acting cool and composed . But obviously red hot hammers were hitting inside my head . But yes , I was controlling my anger . Mr Bitch was simply hitting me with lots of question and I rebutted him with my answers and of course he had to give up .
Man , but honestly , I can't wait to graduate . When I come down to collect my results next year , I promise that I will give that Mr Bitch a piece of my mind which I have been trying to control for a few years . Man . Sometimes , I wish that I can kill Mr Bitch and bathe in his blood . Grr .. Bloody sicko . I wish I can burn him alive . Anyways , I ain't that violent . Hehe .
Anyways , we had so much of fun today . Read on .
Our new General Paper ( GP ) teacher Mrs Elizabeth Mesaenes ( I hope I got the spelling right ) walked into the class and introduced herself as the "total stranger " . Of course I do understand her emotion - alienated in a foreign realm . Hehe . Anyways , we started off by having a small ice-breaker game . We had to divide ourselves into groups of 6 . So Pravin , Juraida , Shahida , Fazirah , Shikin and I were in one group . We chose to answer the first question namely ; " What do you see your classmate as in 10 years time ? " . Ours was the most hilarious group . Read on to find out why . Pravin got the ball rolling with ...
Pravin : Hi . My name is John Pravin Raj and I am going to talk about Vitz . Vitz wants to be a lawyer but I think Vitz will become a floorball player . Her interest lies in watching porn and sex .
And the class sent a thunderous roar of laughter .
Vitz : Hello everyone . My name's Vithiya and if you think it's hard to pronounce then call me Vitz . I'm going to talk about Shikin . ( Shikin is a quite and petite girl - she weighs in at 35 kg ! ) . Shikin strongly believes that she can be a model but I think she'll be better off as a wrestler ( Haha . Again , the whole class laughed )
Shikin : Hi , I am Shikin and I want to talk about Shahida . Shahida wants to become a Psychologist .
Shahida : Hi I am Shahida and I want to talk about Juraidah . Juraida wants to become nurse .
Juraidah : Hi , I am Ju and I think Pravin will become the president of a Chinese club .
A few snippets from the rest of the class .
#1 : Fitri : Hi I am Fitri and I wanna talk about Karpagam aka Karpa . Karpa said she likes to listen to music - preferably tamil songs . My sources ( Pravin and I ) also told me that Karpa is a heavy clubber . We love clubbing together and Karpa can dance well .
#2 : Aminah(1) : Hello I am Aminah and I'm going to talk about Gayatri Devi . Vitz told me that Gayatri Devi is a classical dancer . So I assume that she loves to dance . ( Closet dancer )
#3 : Desmond : I am Desmond and I want to talk about Ting Ting . Ting Ting loves to sleep in class and she loves to watch porn and dream about sex .
#4 : Ting Ting : I am Ting Ting and I want to talk about Desmond . Desmond loves to talk rubbish and he loves having sex .
#5 : Ju : Pravin wants to become the president of Chinese Club .
#6 : Vitz : Teacher !! . Fazirah secretly told me that she wanna become a sex therapist . Oh yes , Pravin wants to become a Dentist
#7 : My group : We got phobia of unbrushed teeth and our common interest is SEX
#8 : Aqidah : I am Aqidah and I want to talk about Syazana . When I first saw Syazana , I thought that she will become a housewife with many kids but later , I got to know that she wants to become a teacher and malay dance choreographer .
Teacher : But Syazana , you can be both . A malay dance choreographer and a housewife !
#9 : Amina(2) : Hello , I am Amina . Aqidah wants to become a photographer and journalist but I think she'll become a Malay tai-tai .
#10 : Vitz : Oh Karpa said she wants to become a radio dj . ( the truth is , Karpagam wants to become a full time tamil radio DJ - Oli 96.8 FM that is ) . She said she really wants to shine in Perfect 10 !!
#11 : Fazirah : Eh , Karpa really clubs ah ? Vitz : Of course la !! . But she's special . She wears saree to club and tie it up until her knee - just like a vetti and starts dancing some daapaankuthu - a standard YEE-indian dance . You wait till you see her dance .. she'll transform into a part time strip dancer :P .
#12 Pravin : We love sex ! Vitz : Wait till you feel the religious experience ... like a star !All : HUH ?!?!Vitz : I meant Yoga sex !! All : Fucker !!
After the whole " ice-breaker " game , Mrs Mesaenes concluded that our class was a very " adult-rated " class . Haha . And she went like , " It's ok . It's always all about curiosity . Oh anyways , do you know what is the best sex organ ?? . Some researcher said that one of the organ in our body is rated as the BEST sex organ . Any guesses ?? " .
Pravin : Hmm .. eyes ?Fazirah : Toothbrush ( clean teeth ) Vitz : Hmm ... nose ? Pravin : HAHA nose ??!! Fitri : I know , I know .. ( HAHA ) Vitz : Feet laa !Shahida : Armpits ??Pravin and I : HAHAHA !All : Give up laa !Mrs Mesaenes : The mind . If you had the experience then you'll know that it's the mind .
Pravin : So funny !Vitz : Haha .. Imagination ... Imagine having sex on top of a flying carpet . Fazirah : Eeee .. haha , later kena stuck on the trees . Vitz : Haha !! True sia .. then imagine having sex on a puddle of apek's boxers ! Hahaha ..Pravin : Sick ! Anyway I'm getting horny . Shut up . ( HAHAHA )
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