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Friday, September 07, 2007


Today's entry is going to be funny . Check this out . Girls are naturally smarter than guys . Haha


Marital Woes


Dear Wife


I'm writing this letter to you to tell you that I'm leaving you .


I've been a good man to you for seven years , yet I have nothing to show for it .


Life with you is unbearable . I called you at work just to see if you wanted to have lunch ( you know , maybe try to reconnect ) and your boss told me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw .


Last week , you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut , cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand-new pair of silk boxers to bed .


You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching TV . You don't tell me you love me anymore ; you don't want to be intimate or anything . Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore


Whatever the case , I'm gone .


Your Ex-Husband


PS : Don't try to find me . Your sister and I are miving to West Virginia , if that's a problem . TOUGH ! .




Dear Ex-Husband :


Nothing has made my day better than receiving your letter .


It's true that you and I have been married for seven years , although a good man is a far cry from what you've been . I watch TV so much to try to drown out your constant whining and griping . Too bad it doesn't work .


I did notice when you got a haircut last week ; the first thing that came to my mind was that " you look just like a girl !! " . But my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice .


And when you cooked my favourite meal , you obviously got me confused with MY SISTER , because I stopped eating pork seven years ago .


I turned away from you when you had that silk boxers on because the price tag was still on it . I hoped it was a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50 from me that morning and your silk boxers cost $49.99 .


After all this , I still loved you and felt that we could work things out , so when I discovered that I had hit the lottery for $10 000 000 , I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Switzerland , but when I got home , you were gone .


Everything happens for a reason , I guess . I hope you have a fulfilling life you had always wanted . My lawyer said , with your letter that you wrote , you won't get a dime from me . So , enjoy your new life !! .


PS : I don't know if I ever told you this , but Carla , my sister , was born CARL . I hope that's not a problem .




HAHAHA !!! Wooo . CARL !! HAHAHA .


Let's all wish the Ex-husband all the best .


I simply love this story . So , those who plan to cheat on their partners , do take note of this story . God is a magician . He knows how to play with you'll . Haha . Bloody dummified idiots . So now , who is the loser - the biggest loser in fact ? . Take time to reflect . Haha . All the best idiots .





The different styles in which I love to study . Style 1 - This can be quite rude . So ... be careful .


Style 2


Now this is how Gayatri Devi studies . Note the intensed look on her face . Haha !! .

Now , this is a special dedication to my lovely buddy and sweetheart - Bridget Tan Zy . She's definitely one of the most courageous soul I have ever known in my life . On the 28th of August , my sweetheart was involved in a freak accident . She slipped on the drapes during her shuttle run practise ( during her kick-boxing PE lesson period ) and crashed face-first onto the front of the stage . The impact of the crash left her with a terrible injury . Her braces pierced through her lower lip and her entire lower teeth had caved in .

She was rushed to NUH and later to W S GO Associates at Paragon Medical Centre for a 3 hour long surgery . She's recovering well , although she couldn't pronounce 'P' and 'B' at the initial stages . Anyways , she's doing well now . I'm just hoping that her lower set of teeth would regain their strength and the option for dentures would be eliminated . I'll pray for her .

Honestly , if I had been in her shoes , I would've cried . I mean , oh c'mon !! It's your face for goodness sake ! . But my babe , did not shed a single tear . That's how strong she is . Oh man , I can't help but marvel at her inner and outer strength . You rock laa darling . Now , I can't wait for my promos to end and her A levels to end . We still have our Bt Timah hike to complete . And yes , babe , I am secretly going to register your name for the 21.1 KM run . You are so going to run with me :p . No excuses ! . Hahaha .


Ex-05A3-ers . Amirul , Adib aka Dibbo , Bree and I .




The start of our beautiful friendship . Taken at the first month of school term . Haha . Check us out . We were still in our secondary school uniforms . Haha .




Us in 2006 . Dibbo , Fareez , Bree and I . Btw , I am not that short . I was bending over . SERIOUS !





In 2006 . I took a picture with her before my game .






Taken this year . The first picture of her in her braces !! Hahaha .

Babe , I salute you . Woooo .










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Vithiya 'Vitz'

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Manchester United

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